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Somewhere, close by, lives an asshole. I was playing my electric drumset, a drumset that makes almost no noise. I hear a sound thru the headphones. I hear it again. Someone is trying to talk thru my window. I can't see them. They want me to stop drumming.

Now, I did, because as much as I am a total jerk, I still try to be civil.

I have doubts though. I doubt anyone behind my house could hear that, which is where you'd have to be to hear it at all. I know it isn't really that loud at all. I'm pretty sure this person, is in fact, an asshole. He would have to be listening fairly closely. I wonder what else he's heard. Television, movies, music, sex. Maybe he owns a parabolic microphone. Maybe he's a stalker. Lord knows you have to be careful these days.

There's an asshole about.