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February 12, 2007

Wonkin' Walnuts

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In my web surfing, which does take up a fair amount of time when I should be studying Civ Pro II, I am always amused with Wonkette. I am less amused by Ana Marie Cox, but she's not there anymore. I don't know why they've taken to calling John McCain John WALNUTS! McCain. But I don't need to know the backstory or the reasoning behind the choice. WALNUTS! McCain is cool on it's own.

And this story:


"Walnuts McCain Worries Iraq War Could Become Unpopular!

No longer even loosely tethered to reality, John WALNUTS! McCain is now making his worst fears public: that something could happen in Iraq that might possibly turn Americans against the war!

“A lot of us are also very concerned about the possibility of a, quote, ‘Tet Offensive.’ You know, some large-scale tact that could then switch American public opinion the way that the Tet Offensive did,” McCain told the Associated Press. And where is American public opinion at the moment?

67% oppose the handling of the war.
Just 32% approve of Bush.
Just 26% approve specifically of Bush’s handling of the war.
62% say the war should’ve never happened.

Is Walnuts hoping for American bloodshed so outrageous and devastating in Iraq that all of us will go crazy, too, and suddenly switch to supporting the awful carnage? We can’t wait to see this psychotic old fool on the primary debate circuit!"

Oh, the great Wonkette. http://www.wonkette.com/

Posted by emily at February 12, 2007 9:40 PM

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