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November 1, 2006
Go Home
Go home.
Do not speak to the press.
Do not call in to Imus.
Do not campaign.
We know they twisted your words.
We know you were calling Bush, not the troops, stupid.
We know you "botched the joke."
You aren't a good joke teller.
You are not Jon Stewart.
This is okay; we all have our strengths. Yours is not telling jokes. Yours is not giving stump speeches.
Go home.
Have some ketchup.
Let Bill take over.
Let Obama take over.
You are not Obama.
We know they are mean, nasty, terrible sons of bitches who will drag anything out of the sewer to through it at their enemies.
We know they insult people with Parkinsons, people with war injuries.
We know you weren't wrong.
But we've gone too long on being right, now we've got to smart.
Go home, John Kerry.
It's too dangerous out there now.
Posted by emily at November 1, 2006 9:14 PM