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October 12, 2006

My Favorite Conservatives and/or GOP

Ranked in Order

Politicians
1) Ted "Series of Tubes" Stevens
2) Don "I didn't beat my mistress" Sherwood
3) Katherine "Bat Shit Insane" Harris
4) James "Global Warming is a hoax" Inhofe
5) George "YouTube Star" Allen

Thinkers, Phrase Used Losely
1) Dinesh D'Souza: New book blames 9/11 on the Left. Says if we stopped gays and women from gettin' all equal rights-y on the USA's ass, the Muslims would stop hating us. So, I guess, his solution to "hate us for our freedom" is to take freedom away. Well, that's one point of view. An ugly one.
2) The gang at NRO's The Corner: I'm sure invidividually they are all lovely people (well, I'm not sure about Jonah Goldberg.) But you get the NR crowd a blog... and they talk about sci-fi shows? Wow, conservative thought is in deeper shit than we thought!
3) James Dobson: got nothing new on him. Just the usual.
4) Matt Drudge: blame the pages!
5) Rush Limbaugh

Posted by emily at October 12, 2006 1:01 PM

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