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October 8, 2006
Maze Inside the GOP Mind and Tactics
Something goes bad for the GOP. (Iraq, Foley, 9/11 intelligence, Abramoff, Tom DeLay, Katrina, where's Osama, etc...)
GOP's central brain switches on.
What to do?
First tactic: Blame Democrats
Second tactic: Blame the media
Third tactic: Blame the terrorists
Fourth tactic: Blame Clinton
Fifth tactic: Blame secular culture
Sixth tactic: Blame the victim
Seventh tactic: Blame Clinton again
Eighth tactic: Blame the bloggers
Ninth tactic: Blame France
Tenth tactic: Blame the 60s
Eleventh tactic: Blame George Soros
Twelfth tactic: Blame the gays
Thirteenth tactic: Blame PBS/NPR/NY Times
Fourteenth tactic: "9/11 changed everything"
Fifteenth tactic: Third time's the charm, try blaming Clinton again
Brought to you by the party of personal responsibility.
Posted by emily at October 8, 2006 10:12 PM