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August 7, 2005

"Deep Suckpact": Toby Is In It

Did anyone know that Richard Schiff was in "Deep Impact"? And as Frodo Baggins' father? (Frodo Baggins' mother-in-law in the movie was Tasha Yar.) AND Kate Harper/Howard Stern's wife plays an astronaut with Frank Burns/Lt. Col. Killgore/Tom Hagen. And yes, I knew Morgan Freeman was the President. Should have made for a great movie, what with all forms of sci-fi, poli-sci and Frodo-sci mixed in, as well as an Astroid and a Redgrave.

It is a piece of shit.

Well, Denise Crosby makes plenty of piece of shit movies (Pet Sematary, anyone?) and Mary McCormick has black hair for the damn thing. But Robert Duvall and Morgan Freeman... how much were they paid?

Tea Leoni went to Sarah Lawrence. I bow my head in shame.

Posted by emily at August 7, 2005 11:32 PM

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