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March 9, 2005
Vice-Presidents Should Learn To Keep It In Their Pants or "A la Maison Blanche"
West Wing: You know, there's this show I really like that had this tall chick on who was klutzy, smart and saavy and this balding guy who was crusty and morose and the guy from "Apocalypse Now" played the President. I believe it was called "Sanford and Son." I wonder what ever happened to it.
Nonetheless, I likes the Mrs. Santos. I likes me some Donna kicking ass. And I like my oranges rolled in the aisle of an airplane. Dirt contains protein.
But we already know it's Hawkeye Pierce and that dude from NYPD Blue ducking it out for Bartlet's giant banana next fall. There's no suspense to the campaign episodes. It's "Titantic" baby: you know the boat's going down, why play dice with the Unsinkable Molly Brown? Who, I'm sure if there was enough water, was probably very sinkable.
And Josh Lyman is very sinkable and fuckable, but you didn't really want me to go there, did you?
Posted by emily at March 9, 2005 11:45 PM