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February 24, 2005
Wayne State University: You Can Contact Us
The dean at Wayne State is Captain Sulu from Star Trek. He flies the academic spaceship where no provost has been before.
The resemblence to George Takai was uncanny. He also sounded like him. A whole half-hour of Sulu drawl goodness. I wanted to burn my ears off with a flame-thrower. Does that make me a drastic person?
I came to two conclusions by the end of the "Come To Our Law School" event tonight. One, only 220 students are admitted. They repeated this to us several times. Two, literally any time of the day or night, every day any day... these people are available to talk to. We can ask them any question. We can call, e-mail, write, tattoo our questions on their arms.
Aren't these two conclusions contradictory? I guess if you only have 220 students, you have a lot of time to talk to the poor losers you're rejecting. Which will probably be me.
And I didn't even try the free food and coffee. I am losing my soul.
Posted by emily at February 24, 2005 10:59 PM