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February 25, 2005
Twenty Phrases That Really Should Be Slang, But Aren't.... Yet
1) Ass Made of Smuckers (Either wimp or hot woman)
2) Punk Your Hose (Beat you up or sleep with your man)
3) Eat Rotten Snickers (Eat shit)
4) Hit The Ice-Cream Cone (take a bong hit)
5) Bush Full of Rice (Bad sexual experience or bad Republican administration)
6) Hawkeye'd (good looking man)
7) Piss Party (bitch fest or men's urinals)
8) Texas Hold 'Em (keep me away from idiots or bad Republican adminstrations)
9) Retain Counsel (ability to hold liquer)
10) Not Worth Johnny Cash's Spit (modern country music or modern fundementalist Christians)
11) Hamburger Jack-Off (McDonalds)
12) Human Squid (idiots)
13) Bad Honey Pie (good looking woman, not much there)
14) Your Ass Is In A Thimble (you are in trouble)
15) Beat The Monkey (get out of jail or well, you know)
16) Christopher Walkenesque (incredibly cool, but weird)
17) Fucks His Money (care more about riches then relationships)
18) Worthy of a Baseball Bat (teenagers)
19) Lick Your Own Bowl (yeah, you know)
20) Ass-Marxists (smart people with stupid ideas
Posted by emily at February 25, 2005 3:14 AM